20daysofjune:

bow down to a mothafuckin QUEEN when you see one

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.
  • Laurell K. Hamilton
    A Stroke of Midnight (via drythroats)

thequeerclone:

the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

sodamnrelatable:

today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly” 

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hi:

*walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

super-who-locked-in:

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

versaceslut:

bussykiller:

neither of my parent’s are quiet when they masturbate so why should i be?

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magoberry:

FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo

notlostonanadventure:

bewbin:

if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.

he would be ur fed ex 

I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that

talkdowntowhitepeople:

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

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and this

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until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

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welp

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you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

sugar-ichigo:

The model [x] 
Please don’t remove credits. 

sugar-ichigo:

The model [x] 

Please don’t remove credits. 

mostlygreenday:

your tumblr is one of those things that you want everyone to see but at the same time you never want to show it to anyone

yohamrebel:

when the beat drops

yohamrebel:

when the beat drops

ihills:

me as a parent:

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