kimpissible:

In english, we say “shut the fuck up” but in spanish they say “cierra la boca puta” which translates to shut your bitch mouth and i think thats beautiful

Its “cierra la puta boca” but we got the point

a-study-in-lobo:

I hate arguing with your parents, because you can set up a perfect arguments with many, many different points yet they will only use one point and repeat it constantly. Then you end up getting angry and they shout at you for it.

Argument I heard on the bus
  • Guy 1:

    no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.

unbeliefs:

do you ever get sad bc you aren’t rich and famous

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars
bitch i will actively be gay for a year

raybucho:

eruditetyro:

pretend

a trillion motherfucking dollars

bitch i will actively be gay for a year

sarabatikha:

What didn’t kill me made me feel like a piece of shit for months.

This is what i want when im old as fuck

This is what i want when im old as fuck

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

emae:

2 week old bunny’s first day outside and he discovers the slide

cumleak:

biblefag:

i kinda want to punch them both in the face

CHILD ABUSE IS ILLEGAL

Pls somebody punch them ASAP

cumleak:

biblefag:

i kinda want to punch them both in the face

CHILD ABUSE IS ILLEGAL

Pls somebody punch them ASAP

Sending emails to teachers
  • Me:

    Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.

  • Teacher:

    Ok lol thanxx :-)

starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

image

stfujavii:

On the runway: Philip Plein RTW Spring 2014

stfujavii:

On the runway: Philip Plein RTW Spring 2014